T - ALL FILMS  2003 - 6/2009
TAARE ZAMEEN PAR (d. Aamir Khan; India) ** 3/4
TAE GUK GI:  THE BROTHERHOOD OF WAR (d. Kang Je Gyu) Overly melodramatic Korean war film. Good, bloody battle scenes, if edited too fast.  ** 1/2
TAHAAN - A BOY WITH A GRENADE (d. Santosh Sivan) * 3/4
TAIS-TOI! (d. Francis Veber) Depardieu 100 lbs. lighter & on his game has true chemistry with Jean Reno in this fast paced buddy/chase comedy.  ***
TAKING CHANCE (d. Ross Katz) V. Emotionally devastating TV movie about the consequences of war on the homefront. *** 1/2
TAKING LIVES (d. D.J. Caruso) I intended to hate this predictable & implausable thriller; but its atmosphere & good acting (Hawke!) won me over.  ** 3/4
TAKING SIDES (d. István Szabó) Umteenth film in a row Harvey Keitel chews scenery; but Stellan Skarsgard superb. Thoughtful, morally ambiguous.  ** 3/4
TAKVA - A MAN'S FEAR OF GOD (d. Ozer Kiziltan) *** 1/4
TALE OF TWO SISTERS (d. Kim Ji-woon) Boring, pointless, confusing "ghost" story mostly about hysteria, but with a few shocks.  * 1/4
TALHOTBLOND (d. Barbara Schroeder) *** 1/4
TALK TO ME (d. Kasi Lemmons) *** 1/4
TALK TO ME ABOUT LOVE (Parlami d'amore) (d. Silvio Muccino) ***
TALLADEGA NIGHTS (d. Adam McKay) Finally a really funny stupid satire. Sasha Baron Cohen a revelation!  ***
TAN DE REPENTE  (d. Diego Lerman) Lesbian road film, B&W, like early Godard or Greg Araki, with sweetly life affirming aftertaste.  *** 1/4
TAPAS (d. José Corbacho & Juan Cruz) V. ***
TARGET FOR RAGE (d. Michael Watkins) V. High tension 1997 film based on N. Calif. school massacre with excellent acting by Schroder, Winkler & Prinze. ** 3/4
TARNATION (d. Jonathan Caouette) Highly charged personal life docu done as experimental film. Revealing of a screwed up family life, but aroused my sympathy.  ***
TATTOOED (Tatuado) (d. Eduardo Raspa) ** 3/4
TAXI TO THE DARK SIDE (d. Alex Gibney) Horrific, difficult docu: American torture of prisoners since 9/11. *** 1/4
TAXIDERMIA (d. György Pálfi) ** 3/4
TBILISI-TBILISI (d. Zakareishvili Levan;  Georgia) ** 1/2
TBS [NOTHING TO LOSE] (d. Pieter Kuijpers) *** 1/4
TCHAO PANTIN (d. Claude Berri) *** 1/4
TE DOY MIS OJOS (d. Iciar Bollain) Excellent womans picture about a wife dealing with an abusive husband. Fabulous acting by Laia Marull and Luis Tosar!  *** 1/2
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE (d. Parker & Stone) Surprisingly funny and relevant puppet comedy, trenchant satire on Bruckheimer films.  ***
TEAR THIS HEART OUT (Arráncame la vida) (d. Roberto Sneider, Mexico) *** 1/4
TEARS OF APRIL (d. Aku Louhimies) *** 3/4
TEARS OF THE SUN (d. Antoine Fuqua) White man's burden as American soldiers save day in Nigeria.  Good direction...horrendous script.  * 1/2
TEDDY BEAR (d. Jan Hrebejk) *** 1/4
TELL NO ONE (Ne le dit ŕ personne) (d.Guillaume Canet) *** 1/4
TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE (d. Mark Wexler) Fascinating, very personal docu about prickley liberal cinematographer by his rebellious son.  *** 1/2
TELSTAR (d. Nick Moran) ***
TEMPESTA (d. Tim Disney) * 3/4
TEN CANOES (d. Rolf de Heer; Australia) ** 1/2
TEN, THE (d. David Wain) *** 1/4
TERMINAL, THE (d. Stephen Spielberg) Logistic triumph, great cinematography; but a mediocre script. Hanks is turning into the male Meryl Streep. ** 1/2
TERMINATOR 3 RISE OF THE MACHINES (d. Jonathan Mostow) Good script, great f/x, one of the most satisfying action thrillers of recent years.  *** 1/4
TERMINATOR 4 (d. McG) I love the "Terminator" world, including the tv-show contrib to the mythos. This film worked, consistent and thrilling.  *** 1/4
TERRIBLY HAPPY (d. Henrik Ruben Genz) ** 3/4
TESIS (d. Alejandro Amenabar 1995) Thriller about snuff films on campus.  Amenabar at 23 was already an accomplished creepmeister!  *** 1/2
TESSERACT, THE (d. Oxide Pang) Complex, stylish thriller about a dope smuggling deal which goes wrong.  ***
TESTOSTERONE (d. David Moreton) Nicely done thriller about obsessive love, made in Argentina with a fine cast. Looks splendid, but some editing decisions detract.  ** 3/4
TESTOSTERONE (d. David Moreton)V.+ Murky gay doings in Buenos Aires with an attractive (!) cast & a story of lust and longing which doesn't work.  ** 1/2
TEXAS (d. Fausto Paravidino) ***
THANK YOU FOR SMOKING (d. Jason Reitman) Clever satire with a great cast. Slightly oversold as the best thing since sliced bread. ***
THAT MAN:  PETER BERLIN (d. Jim Tushinski) Interesting docu about male porn object of the '70s. Nicely made with excellent interviews. *** 1/4
THEATER OF WAR (d. John Walter) ** 1/2
THEM (Ils) (d. David Moreau and Xavier Palud) ** 3/4
THEN SHE FOUND ME (d. Helen Hunt) Enjoyable, if predictable, romantic dramidy.  ** 3/4
THERE GOES MY BABY (d. Floyd Mutrux) V. American Graffiti lite: high-school grad night set in L.A. during Watts riots. Good music, bad acting.  ** 1/2
THERE WILL BE BLOOD (d. Paul Thomas Anderson) Respect the filmmaking more than loved the film.  *** 1/4
THESE FOOLISH THINGS (d. Julia Taylor-Stanley) **
THEY (d. Robert Harmon)V. Atmospheric but shlocky horror flick about some college students who had night terrors as kids & now they're being harvested by "they".  ***
THEY KILLED SISTER DOROTHY (d. Daniel Junge) Shocking docu about miscarried justice in the Brazil rainforests. *** 1/4
THEY'VE GOT KNUT  (Germany  d. Stefan Krohmer) A tedious film about a group of leftists who meet in a Tyrol ski cabin for fun times & relating.  **
THICKER THAN WATER (d. Arni Olafur Asgersson) *** 1/4
THIEF OF PARIS, THE  (d. Louis Malle) V. Very cool, young Belmondo in solid period piece.  Malle obviously influenced by Bresson at this stage. ***
THIEVES AND LIARS (d. Matta & Marichal) ***
THING ABOUT MY FOLKS, THE  (d. Raymond De Felitta) Touching family comedy written & acted by Paul Reiser with the great Peter Falk.  ***
THINGS WE LOST IN THE FIRE (d. Susanne Bier) Fine direction, fantastic acting (del Toro & Barry)  *** 1/4
THINK IT OVER  (d. Katerina Evangelakou) Forgetable romantic comedy: family where daughter is pregnant by her much younger almost step brother.  *
THIRTEEN (d. Catherine Hardwick) Hard to watch, authentic, gritty drama about "good" teen girl going bad. Wood & Hunter truly great!  *** 1/4
THIRTY DAYS OF NIGHT (d. David Slade) V. Hyper-violent vampire film with ridiculous script, some bad overacting, but also a scary Arctic atmosphere. **
THIS CHARMING GIRL (d. Lee Yoon-ki) Tedious, pointless film about a quietly suffering S. Korean girl wounded inside by sexual abuse.  ** 1/4
THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED (d. Kirby Dick) V. Amusing indictment of rating system. Predictable.  *** 1/4
THIS GIRL'S LIFE (d. Ash)V. Extraordinarily powerful film about a girl in the internet porn biz. Great perfs by James Wood, Kip Pardue and esp. Juliette Marquis. *** 1/4
THIS IS ENGLAND (d. Shane Meadows) *** 1/4
THOSE HAPPY DAYS (Ces jours heureux) (d. Nackache & Tolédano) OK summer camp romantic comedy. Got better as it went along. ** 1/2
THOSE WHO REMAIN (Ceux qui restent) (d. Anne Le Ny) ** 3/4
THOUSAND CLOUDS OF PEACE, A (d. Julio Hernandez) Pretentious B&W gay reverie about a teen boy's troubles coming out. Mala Noche from the chicken's POV. ** 3/4
THREE BLIND MICE (d. Matthew Newton)  ***
THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA, THE (d. Tommy Lee Jones)  ***
THREE DANCING SLAVES (d. Gaël Morel) Three attractive brothers and their somewhat eliptical stories. Morel should quit directing & return to acting. ** 1/4
THREE MARIAS  (Brazil/Italy  d. Aluizio Abranches) Stylish drama of family feud and revenge.  A nothing story gorgeously told.  ** 1/2
THREE MONKEYS (d. Nuri Bilge Ceylan; Turkey) *** 1/2
THREE OF HEARTS (d. Susan Kaplan) Interesting docu about a 3-way "marriage" between two gay men & a straight woman. Fascinating outcome. *** 1/4
THREE ON THE ROAD (Baciami Piccina) (d. Roberto Cimpanelli) ***
THREE TIMES (d. Hou Hsiao-hsien) **
THUMBSUCKER (d. Mike Mills) ** 1/2
TILL HUMAN VOICES WAKE US (d. Michael Petroni)V. My low expectations for this moody romance (man & ghost) were exceded. Bravo Guy Pearce!  ***
TILSAMMANS (d. Lukas Moodysson) V.+ Undeminished a 2nd time. The best film about the leftist collectives of the '70s ever made. ****
TIME CHANGER (d. Rich Christiano) Offensive Christian propaganda film disguised as a SF time travel story.  0*
TIME OF THE WOLF (d. Michael Haneke) Contextless, disturbing apocolyptic drama of society's breakdown in rural France. Strong stuff.  ***
TIME TO DIE (Pora Umierac) (d. Dorota Kedzierzawska) ***
TIME TO LEAVE (d. François Ozon) ****
TIMECRIMES (d. Nacho Vigalondo) ** 1/2
TIMELINE (d. Richard Donner) Workmanlike, if eliptical, historical time-travel story, looked good...but the acting and direction mostly sucked.  * 3/4
TIMES AND WINDS (d. Riha Erdem) *** 1/4
TIN MINE, THE (d. Jira Maligool; Thailand)  ** 3/4
TO BE AND TO HAVE (France  d. Nicolas Philibert) Pastoral documentary about a year in the life of a one-room school in rural France.  ***
TO BE OR NOT TO BE  (d. Ernst Lubitch) V. Polish WWII farce with some clever, if unrealistic, fantasy writing.  No trace of the Lubitch touch.  **
TO GET TO HEAVEN YOU FIRST HAVE TO DIE (Bihisht Faqat Baroi Murdagon) (d. Djamshed Usmonov) ***
TO SERVE & PROTECT (d. Jean de Segonzac) V. Competent '98 tv movie about a family of Dallis cops & a serial killer targeting them. James Franco's 1st role. ** 3/4
TOGETHER  (China/S. Korea  d. Chen Kaije) Audience pleaser about a young violin prodigy facing life in Beijing.  *** 1/4
TOKYO SONATA (d. Kiyoshi Kurosawa) Excellent screwed-up family drama & morality tale which is more Kore-eda + Cantet  than Kurosawa. *** 1/2
TOKYO! (d. Michel Gondry, Leos Carax, Joon-ho Bong) ** 1/2, * 3/4, ** 1/2
TOM BROWN'S SCHOOL DAYS (d. Dave Moore) V.  *** 1/4
TOMORROW MORNING (Sutra ujutro)  (d. Oleg Novkovic; Serbia) * 3/4
TON OF LUCK, A (d. Rodrigo Triana; Columbia) ** 1/4
TONY MANERO (d. Pablo Larrain) ** 1/2
TORREMOLINOS 73 (d. Pablo Berger) Fun satire about an ordinary couple making home pornos for the Scandinavian market. Candela Peńa a standout!  ***
TOTALLY PERSONAL (Sasvim Licno) (d. Nedzad Begovic)  ** 3/4
TOTALLY SEXY LOSER (d. Jason Schafer) Low budget, very realistic DV comedy about a man afraid to commit (fine Chad Lindsey) in a doomed affair.  ***
TOUCH (d. Paul Schrader) V.+ Nice cast, esp. Skeet Ulrich; I hadn't remembered it at all until the stigmata scene which stuck. ** 1/2
TOUCH OF PINK  (d. Ian Iqbal Rachid) Witty, skillful comedy much like The Wedding Banquet: gay man's Muslim family unaware he's gay.  ***
TOUCH OF SPICE, A (d. Tassos Boulmetis) Large scale but intimate picaresque ŕ la Junot:  a Turkish-Greek family, a boy's coming of age with a heavy food metaphor.  ** 3/4
TOUCHING EVIL (d. var.) V. Eerie English detective miniseries created by Paul Abbott and Russell Davis with fine cast (Robson Green!) *** 1/4
TOUCHING THE VOID (d. Kevin Macdonald) V. Recreated docu (with interviews with original mountain climbers.) Suspenseful, nicely shot, but more fiction than doc? *** 1/4
TOUGH ENOUGH (d. Detlev Buck) *** 1/2
TOUR, THE  (d. Goran Markovic; Serbia) ** 1/4
TOURNEUSE DE PAGES, LA (d. Denis Dercourt) *** 1/4
TOUT CONTRE LÉO (d. Christophe Honoré) French tv "afternoon special": 12 yr. old boy whose older brother gets AIDS. Frank, well acted. ** 1/2
TOUT UN HIVER SANS FEU (d. Greg Zglinski; Switzerland)  ** 3/4
TRACKER, THE (d. Rolf de Heer) Spare, well shot drama of white power in Australia in 1922.  The Aboriginal hero was the best thing in the film.  ***
TRAFFIC (d. Eric Bross, Stephen Hopkins) V. 3 part mini-series: new story, many threads, volently cross-cut, high tension, good acting.  ***
TRAINWRECK: MY LIFE AS AN IDOIT (d. Todd Harrison Williams) ***
TRAITOR (d. Jeffrey Nachmanoff) Superior, if predictable, terrorism thriller with superb perfs by Cheadle and Guy Pearce.  *** 1/4
TRANSAMERICA (d. Duncan Tucker)  *** 1/4
TRANSFORMERS (d. Michael Bay) ** 1/4
TRANSPORTER 2, THE (d. Louis Leterrier) ** 1/2
TRANSPORTER, THE (d. Louis Leterrier)V.  ** 3/4
TRANSSIBERIAN (d. Brad Anderson) ***
TRAP, THE (d. Srdan Golubovic; Serbia) *** 3/4
TRAPPED (d. Luis Mandoki) V. Greg Iles is one of my fave authors; but his own screenplay for his worst book was lame. Still, worked as thriller. ** 1/2
TREASURE PLANET (d. Ron Clements, John Musker) Disney animated Oscar nom based on Treasure Island.  I slept through part of it.  * 1/2
TRECE CAMPANADAS (d. Xavier Villaverde) Brilliantly made Hitchcockian thriller/ghost story.  *** 1/2
TREELESS MOUNTAIN (d. So-Yong Kim) ** 1/2
TRIALS OF DARRYL HUNT, THE (d. Stern & Sundberg) Almost perfect docu about failure of justice in N. Carolina.  *** 3/4
TRIANGLE (Tie Saam Gok) (d. Tsui Hark, Johnnie To, Ringo Lam) ** 1/4
TRICKS (d. Andrzej Jakimowski; Poland) ***
TRILOGY:  AFTER LIFE  (France/Belgium  d. Lucas Belvaux) Melodrama about the morphine addict & her flic husband running parallel to previous.  ***
TRILOGY:  AN AMAZING COUPLE  (France/Belgium   d. Lucas Belvaux  100)  Edgy romantic comedy farce of events running parallel to above.  ***
TRILOGY:  ON THE RUN  (France/Belgium  d. Lucas Belvaux) Thriller noir about prison escapee terrorist, taut and well played.  *** 1/2
TRIMPIN: THE SOUND OF INVENTION (d. Peter Esmonde) ** 1/2
TRIP TO KHARABAKH (d. Levan Tutberidze) ***
TRIPLE AGENT (d. Eric Rohmer) Cerebrial, talky, involving pre-WWII thriller about a White Russian general and his Greek wife.  ***
TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE, THE  (d. Sylvaine Chomet) Stylish 2-D animation feature, weird story: Tour de France race gone very wrong.  Not my cuppa'.  ***
TRISTAN + ISOLDE (d. Kevin Reynolds) Formula period romance with a charismatic perf by James Franco and a better than average script.  ** 3/4
TRISTRAM SHANDY:  A COCK AND BULL STORY (d. Michael Winterbottom) ***
TROLLYWOOD (d. Madeleine Farley) Poorly edited and photographed doc. about the homeless in my neighborhood of L.A.  * 3/4
TROPIC THUNDER (d. Ben Stiller) One of the funniest, most clever set ups of the movie biz ever. Often silly; but it worked for me.  *** 1/4
TROPICAL MALADY (d. Apichatpong Weerasethakul) Very strange, beautiful film which starts as a simple gay friendship film & ends as an allegory.  ** 3/4
TROUBLE THE WATER (d. Deal & Lessin) Docu with amateur video work, but a strong personalized message about Katrina lessons.  ***
TROUBLED WATER (d. Erik Poppe) *** 3/4
TROY (d. Wolfgang Peterson) Much better than expected...a psychologically apt script and some great battles and superb acting (esp. Peter O'Toole).  *** 1/2
TRUE ADOLESCENTS (d. Craig Johnson) *** 1/2
TRUE LOVE (d. Michael J. Saul)V. ***
TRUE STORY OF ALEXANDER THE GREAT, THE (d. Jim Lindsay) V. Quite informative History Channel 2 1/4 hr. opus, better than the recent feature. ***
TRUST THE MAN (d. Bart Freundlich) Enjoyable adult relationship comedy which peters out last 1/3.  ***
TRUTH AND LIES (d. Piergiorgio Gay)  Italian film about a man discovers the truth about his Fascist father.  ***
TRY TO REMEMBER (d. Zabout Breitman)  Moving & pathos filled love story set in rehab hospital.  Young woman with Alzheimer's.  *** 1/4
TSOTSI (d. Gavin Hood; South Africa) ****
TU VERRAS, ÇA TE PASSERA (d. Fabrice Cazeneuve) Superb coming out "afternoon special" tv movie, frank and truthful as only the French can do.  *** 1/4
TULPAN (d. Sergei Dvortsevoy; Kazakhstan) *** 1/4
TULSE LUPER SUITCASES 1, THE (Peter Greenaway) Ambitious multi-media project, visual jumble, I just couldn't take it for long.  W/O
TUPAC: RESURRECTION (d. Lauren Lazin) V. Superbly made docu about life & death of 2Pac Shakur, ultimately too hagiographic.  *** 1/4
TURN LEFT, TURN RIGHT (d. Johnny To, Wai Ka-fai) Exhillerating romantic comedy in the Lelouchian And Now My Love mode.  *** 1/4
TURTLES CAN FLY (d. Bahman Ghobadi) Powerful, wrenching drama about damaged Kurdish children in a refugee camp just before Gulf War 2.  *** 1/4
TV JUNKIE (d. Michael Cain) ***
TV SET, THE (d. Jake Kasdan) Spot on satire of tv network/show running goings on.  Great cast, nifty, truthful script.  *** 1/4
TWELVE AND HOLDING (d. Michael Cuesta) *** 1/2
TWENTY THOUSAND STREETS UNDER THE SKY (d. Simon Curtis) V. BBC romantic period '30s drama from 3 points of view. Bryan Dick!  ***
TWICE UPON A TIME (Désaccord parfait) (d. Antoine De Caunes) ** 1/2
TWILIGHT (d. Catherine Hardwicke) Paradigmic film with vampirism as metaphor for teenage insecurities. Strangely beautiful & involving. *** 1/4
TWILIGHT DANCER (d. Mel Chionglo) * 1/4
TWILIGHT SAMURAI, THE (d. Yoji Yamada)  A masterpiece set in same era as Last Samurai.  Intimate, truthful and emotionally fulfilling.  ****
TWIN SISTERS (d. Ben Sombogaart) 20th cent, epic of 2 twins separated at 6 yr., one German, one Dutch. Beautifully made in every department.  ****
TWIST (d. Jacob Tierney) A very bleak, but truthful digital variant on Oliver Twist characters as Toronto street hustlers.  Great acting, but unremitting.  ** 3/4
TWIST OF FATE (d. Kirby Dick) V. Downer docu about angry men who were molested as teenagers by a Catholic priest in Toledo OH. Incendiary, but sort of boring. ** 1/2
TWISTED (d. Philip Kaufman) Utterly predictable, unlikely policier thriller.  Ashley Judd fares well; but the film is pretty bad.  * 3/4
TWISTED LOVE (shorts)
TWO DAYS (d. Sean McGinly) Hip, funny - a 30-something actor (Paul Rudd at the top of his game) who has a documentary made about his suicide.  *** 1/4
TWO DRIFTERS (d. Joăo Pedro Rodrigues) ** 3/4
TWO FOR THE MONEY (d. D.J. Caruso) ** 1/2
TWO FRIENDS (d. Scimone, Sframeli) Slice of life drama about 2 roommates, one a mafia hit-man, the other an ordinary joe. Droning, boring.  **
TWO GREAT SHEEP (d. Liu Hao) Visually stunning Chinese shaggy sheep story about collectivism gone nuts. I was a little bored.  ** 1/2
TWO LOVERS (d. James Gray) ***
TWO SONS OF FRANCISCO (Dois Filhos de Francisco) (d. Breno Silveira; Brazil) ** 3/4
TYCOON: A NEW RUSSIAN (d. Pavel Languine) Fascinatingly dense, overdone haunting satire about the rise and fall of a modern Russian Oligarch. *** 1/4