"G"    All Films Watched 2000-2010
All films are rated on a scale of **** (A+), *** 3/4 (A), *** 1/2 (A-), *** 1/4 (B+), *** (B), ** 3/4 (B-), ** 1/2 (C+), ** 1/4 ( C), ** (C-) , * 3/4 (D+), * 1/2 (D), * 1/4 (D-), * (F) 
Links are to longer reviews on site.  A film defined as 70 min.+  visual event.  
The year included with the film is the year I watched each film.
 (V) =  TV, Video or DVD    ( +) = repeat viewing      (W/O)= walked out
G.I. JOE: RISE OF COBRA  (2009,  d. Stephen Sommers) Truly dreadful, bombastic, empty-headed actioner which wastes every actor, tho the f/x are pretty good.  * 1/2
GABRIELLE  (2006, d. Patrice Chéreau) Edwardian film of manners; pretty, talky and boring with good perfs by Isabelle Huppert & Pascal Greggory. **
GAGARIN'S GRANDSON  (2007, d. Andrey Panin) ** 1/2
GAMBLER  (2006, d. Phie Ambo) ** 1/2
GAMER (2009,  d. Neveldine & Taylor) F/x galore can't save this future death game film from its ridiculous over-the-top (but predictable) premise.  **
GAMES OF LOVE & CHANCE   (2005, d. Abdellatalfi Kechiche) Teenagers in the projects in Paris, variation of Romeo & Juliet...talkiy but fun.  ** 3/4
GANGS OF NEW YORK   (2002, d. Martin Scorsese)    *** 1/2
GANGSTER NO. 1  (2000, d. Paul McGuigan)    ***  
GARAGE DAYS  (2003, d. Alex Proyas) Familiar rock film about a garage band trying to get established in Australia. Sometimes clever direction, clichéd. ** 1/4
GARAGE  (2007, d. Lenny Abrahamson) ***
GARBAGE DREAMS (2009,  d. Mai Iskander) ** 3/4
GARBO THE SPY  (2010, d. Edmon Roch) *** 1/4
GARÇON STUPIDE  (2005, d. Lionel Baier) ** 1/2
GARDEN OF THE FINZI-CONTINIS, THE  (2003, d. Vittorio De Sica) V. Gorgeous, subtle, inscrutable. Jews in facist Italy, more thwarted love than political.  ***
GARDEN PARTY  (2008, d. Jason Freeland) ***
GARDEN STATE  (2004, d. Zach Braff) Likable young man comes home to N.J. when his mother dies and finds himself. Inventive details, I just like this film.  ***
GARDEN, THE  (2008, d. Scott Hamilton Kennedy) Infuriating docu about a disputed S. Central L.A. parcel of land which is political dynamite. *** 1/2
GARPASTUM  (2006, d. Alexey Guerman) ***
GASLAND (2010, d. Josh Fox) V. Yet another effective, scary, muckraking docu about horrendous enviromental affects of drilling & fracking (natural gas in this case).  ***
GAUDI AFTERNOON   (2001, d. Susan Seidelman)  ** 3/4
GAY DAYS (Hazman Havarod) (2010, d. Yair Qedar) *** also short film THE LIBERATION OF GRIFFITH PARK (2010, d. Matt Spero)  *** 1/2
GAY HOLLYWOOD  (2003, d. Jeremy Simmons) V. Doc. notable since I'm acquainted with 2 of the subjects. Dustin Lance Black is a personal fave.  ** 3/4
GAY LIVES (2008, short program, various directors) (average:  ** 1/2)
GAY SHORTS  (2005, d. various) 6 quite ordinary to poor gay short films.  Only "Postmortem" and "Just Pray" were worth watching.   **
GEBIRTIG  (2003, d. Lukas Stepanik, Robert Schindel) Austria AFF.  Drama about present day Holocaust participants.  ** 1/2
GEMINIS  (2005, d. Albertina Carri) ** 3/4
GENERAL, EL (2009,  d. Natalia Almada) * 3/4
GENIUS WITHIN: INNER LIFE OF GLENN GOULD (2010, d. Hozer & Raymont) V. Extraordinary live footage makes for an especially fascinating bio docu. *** 1/2
GENOVA  (2008, d. Michael Winterbottom) ***
GEORGE MICHAEL - A DIFFERENT STORY  (2006, d. Southan Morris) *** 1/4
GEORGE WASHINGTON   (2000, d. David Gordon Green)    ** 3/4  
GEORGIA O'KEEFFE (2010, d. Bob Balaban) V. Despite convincing perfs by Joan Allen & Jeremy Irons, sappy Lifetime tv movie is unwatchable.    W/O
GERRY  (2003, d. Gus Van Sant) Boring existential drama about 2 dumb guys metaphysically lost in the desert.  Great steady-cam.  **
GET HIM TO THE GREEK (2010 d. Nicholas Stoller) Surprisingly tender rock-n-roll road-trip farce from Apatow factory. Jonah Hill & Russell Brand have great chemistry. *** 1/4
GET LOW  (2010, d.   Aaron Schneider) Fine acting (Duval, Bill Murray & Lukas Black shine here) authentic period; but slender true story fails to live up to promise.  ** 3/4
GET OVER IT   (2001, d. Tommy O'Haver)    **  1/4 
GETTING HOME (Luo ye gui gen)  (2007, d. Zhang Yang) *** 1/4
GETTING MY BROTHER LAID   (2002, d. Sven Taddicken)  * 1/2
GHOST DOG:  THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI  (2000, d. Jim Jarmusch)    ***
GHOST WORLD   (2001, d. Terry Zwigoff)    *** 1/2 
GHOST WRITER, THE (2010, d. Roman Polanski) Since I'd read the book, few surprises; but Polanski knows how to construct an effective thriller. *** 1/4
GHOSTS OF CITÉ SOLEIL  (2006, d. Leth & Loncarivic) V. Scattered docu; a Haitian City of God. Rappers in the slums get screwed. ***
GIE  (2005, d. Rira Riza) ** 3/4
GIFT TO STALIN, THE  (2009,  d. Rustem Abdrashev) *** 1/2
GIFT, THE  (2003, US doc. d. Louise Hogarth)  Important documentary about some gays, especially the young, who purposely contract HIV.  *** 1/2
GIFT, THE   (2001, d. Sam Raimi)    **    
GIGANTIC (2010, d. Matt Aselton) V. Strange mumblecore romantic comedy. Dano is stolid & Zooey D. wacky.  Sort of annoying, but likable.  ** 1/2
GIGLI  (2003, d. Martin Brest) An embarrassing film for all, especially Affleck and Brest. Tacky, squicky, homophobic; but Justin Bartha a find.  1/2*
GIGOLOS, THE  (2005, d. Richard Bracewell) ** 1/2
GIRL BY THE LAKE, THE (La Ragazza del Lago)  (2008, d. Andrea Molaioli) ** 1/2
GIRL CUT IN TWO, A (La fille coupée en deux)  (2007, d. Claude Chabrol) ***
GIRL FROM MONACO, THE  (La fille de Monaco)  (2008, d. Anne Fontaine) ** 1/4
GIRL FROM PARIS, THE  (2003, France d. Christian Carion) +  Lovely movie about a woman who forsakes the city and buys and runs a mountain farm.  *** 1/2
GIRL IN THE CAFÉ, THE  (2005, d. David Yates) V. Bill Nighy is great as a financial dweeb. But simplistic politics sink this Richard Curtis written romance. ** 1/4
GIRL IN THE PARK, THE  (2007, d. David Auburn) *** 1/4
GIRL IS MINE, THE  (2007, d. Virginie Wagon) ***
GIRL NEXT DOOR, THE  (2004, d. Luke Greenfield) I expect to like it; but instead I was offended by the ridiculous plot, though Olyphant and Hirsch were good. * 3/4
GIRL ON THE BRIDGE (La fille sur la ponte)  (2000, d. Patrice Leconte)  ** 1/2
GIRL ON THE TRAIN, THE (La fille du RER) (2009,  d. André Téchiné) *** 1/4
GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET'S NEST, THE  (2010, d. Daniel Alfredson) Fitting ending to fine trilogy. Interesting simplifications from the book. Well thought out. *** 1/4
GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE, THE (2010, d.  Daniel Alfredson) Having read the book, this is an amazingly faithrul & skilled adaptation of a complex story.  *** 1/2
GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING  (2003, d. Peter Webber) Cinematography worthy of Vermeer; but the film's story was like watching paint dry. **
GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO, THE (2010, d. Niels Arden Oplev) *** 1/2
GIRLFIGHT  (2000, d. Karyn Kusama)    *** 1/2    
GIRLS CAN'T SWIM (2002, d. Anne-Sophie Birot)   ** 
GITS, THE  (2005, d. Kerri O'Kane) Compelling counterpoint to Malfunkshun, a docu about a Seattle punker lead singer who was raped & murdered. ***
GIVE ME YOUR HAND (2009,  d. Pascal-Alex Vincent) ***
GIVING IT UP (2009,  d. Frank Ruy) ***
GLADIATOR   (2000, d. Ridley Scott)    ***  1/4
GLAMOUR   (2000, d. Frigyes Gödrös)  ** 3/4
GLASS HOUSE, THE   (2001, d. Daniel Sackheim)    **    
GLASS: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts  (2008, d. Scott Hicks) Inherently intersting if overlong docu about composer. ***
GLEANERS AND I, THE   (2001, d. Agnès Varda)    *** 1/2    
GLI INDESIDERABILI  (2003, d. Pasquale Scimeca) Confusing gangster film. Desires to be Once Upon a Time in America and fails utterly. Vincent Gallo OK * 1/4
GLORIOUS 39 (2010, d. Stephen Poliakoff) ***
GLORY ROAD  (2006, d. James Gartner) Solid, typical sport docudrama with great Josh Lucas perf, raised 1/4 star by the real-life end credit interviews.  *** 1/4
GLUE   (2006, d. Alexis Dos Santos) ** 1/2
GO FURTHER  (2004, d. Ron Mann) Entertaining doc. about Woody Harrelson emulating Kesey's Prankster bus in a trip & bike ride for the environment.  ** 3/4
GO TIGERS!   (2001, d. Kenneth Carlson)  ****
GO WEST  (2006, d. Ahmed Imamovic) ***
GO   (2001, d. Isao Yukisada)  *** 1/4     
GOAL II:  LIVING THE DREAM  (2008, d. Jaume Collet-Serra) I'm not into soccer; but this is one sports film which satisfies. Kuno Becker!, Nivola, Hauer, Dillane, great f/x. ***
GOAL! THE DREAM BEGINS  (2006, d. Danny Cannon) Totally clichéd, predictable script; but damn, this film rocked my world. Kuno Becker!  ** 3/4
GOD IS GREAT, AND I'M NOT  (2002, d. Pascale Bailly)    ** 3/4 
GODS AND GENERALS  (2003, d. Ronald Maxwell) Civil War epic, centered on Stonewall Jackson.  Well made; but not as good as Gettysburg..  ** 3/4
GODSEND  (2004, d. Nick Hamm) Almost a good film, sort of a secular Omen, effectively and darkly shot, directed & acted.  But can't surmount its ridiculous premise. **
GO-GETTER, THE (2009,  d. Martin Hynes) V.  Typical indie road flick, but a good vehicle for Lou Taylor Pucci.  ** 1/2
GOING SOUTH  (2010, d. Sebastien Lifshitz)  ** 3/4
GOING THE DISTANCE  (2010, d.  Natalie Burstein) Strange mixture of raunchy guy and emotional chick flick & doesn't quite gel as either despite amiable cast. ** 1/2 
GOING THRU SPLAT: STEWART STERN  (2005, d. Jon Ward) Conventional docu about embittered ex-film screenwriter, only occasionally interesting.  ** 1/4
GOLDEN BOWL, THE   (2001, d. James Ivory)    ***   
GOLDEN COMPASS, THE  (2007, d. Chris Weitz) Great f/x, muddled script.  **
GOLDEN DOOR, THE  (2006, d. Emanuele Crialese; Italy) ***
GOMORRA  (2008, d. Matteo Garrone; Italy) ** 3/4
GONE BABY GONE  (2007, d. Ben Affleck) Nicely directed.  Story too  far-fetched; but Casey Affleck especially fine. *** 1/4
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS  (2000, d. Dominic Sena)    ** 1/2    
GONE WITH THE WOMAN  (2007, d. Peter Naess) Norway Academy foreign film submission ***
GONZO:  THE LIFE AND WORK OF DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON  (2008, d. Alex Gibney) *** 1/2
GOOD BOY!  (2003, d. John Robert Hoffman) A sweet and inoccuous kids film, with some tacky effects, but mostly successful on the level it was intended.  ***
GOOD BOYS  (2005, d. Yair Hochner)  * 3/4
GOOD BYE, LENIN!  (2004, d. Wolfgang Becker) A political satire about the Wall and German unification which is amusing and affecting. *** 1/4
GOOD FOOD  (2008, d. Melissa Young & Mark Dworkin) **
GOOD GERMAN, THE  (2006, d. Steven Soderbergh) Glorious B&W cinematography doesn't disguise ambiguous plot & lack of involvement. ** 1/2
GOOD GIRL, THE    (2002, d. Miguel Arteta)    ***    
GOOD GUY, THE (2010, d. Julio DePietro) Corruption & sexual hi-jinks among young Wall Street traders? Here well done & creepy. Bryan Greenberg rules. *** 1/4
GOOD HANDS   (2002, d. Peeter Simm)  ***   
GOOD LAWYER’S WIFE, A  (2004, d. Im Sang-soo) Very sexy drama about the corrosive effects of marital infidelity by a lawyer & his wife.  ***
GOOD MORNING, NIGHT  (2006, d. Marco Bellocchio) Impressionist docudrama of Aldo Moro kidnapping. Talky & political.  ** 3/4\
GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK  (2005, d. George Clooney)  *** 1/2
GOOD NIGHT TO DIE, A  (2003, d. Craig Singer) Arty,  ironic thriller about 2 hit men and their destiny.  Good cast, but pretentious.  * 3/4
GOOD NIGHT, THE  (2007, d. Jake Paltrow) Totally forgettable story about a shlub who lives a vivid dream life.  **
GOOD SHEPHERD, THE  (2006, d. Robert De Niro) Absorbing, well achieved CIA story, but Matt Damon seems too young & callow for role.  ***
GOOD SON, THE  (2007, d. Joseph Rubin)V. Elija Wood, great kid actor...Culkin ok.  Convincing film, except for unlikely ending.  ** 3/4
GOOD THIEF, THE  (2003, d. Neil Jordan) Based on Bob le flambeur which was infinitely better.  Atmospheric caper film with large holes.  * 3/4
GOOD YEAR, A  (2006, d. Ridley Scott) The French do this sort of romantic comedy of terroir much better (e.g. Rohmer's Autumn Tale).  ** 1/2
GOOD YEAR, A  (2008, d. Ridley Scott) V.+ Minor Scott film; but Provence and Russell Crowe are lovely.  ** 3/4
GOOD  (2008, d. Vicente Amorim) A misguided but fairly involving Holocaust film about a "good" German SS man & his Jewish buddy. ** 1/2
GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY  (2008, d. Sergio Leone) 195 min. extended version is *long*, but visual feast; Eli Wallach steals the film. *** 1/2
GOODBYE DRAGON INN  (2003, d. Tsai Ming-Liang) Weirdly paced allegory? ghost story? shaggy dog story? Tsai's most formal exercise in boredom as style.  ***
GOODBYE MOTHERS  (2008, d. Mohammed Ismail; Morocco) ** 3/4
GOOSE FEATHER  (2005, d. Ljubisa Samardzic; Serbia) Psychologically iffy, soapy melodrama about a peasant who loves one woman but marries another rich one. ** 1/4
GORDOS  (2010, d. Daniel Sánchez Arévalo)  *** 1/4
GOSFORD PARK   (2001, d. Robert Altman)    *** 3/4    
GOTHIKA  (2003, d. Mathieu Kassovitz) Kassovitz stories tend towards supernatural claptrap. Excellent acting & direction overcome ridiculous plot.  ***
GOYA IN BORDEAUX   (2000, d. Carlos Saura)    * 1/4 
GOYA'S GHOST  (2007, d. Milos Forman) ***
GRACE IS GONE  (2007, d. James Strause) Subtle, well crafted & acted (especially the girls): mom killed in war.  *** 1/4
GRAFFITI ARTIST, THE  (2004, d. James Bolton)  Slow, hypnotic digital video about a young, gay graffiti artist who befriends another boy & tags the NW. ***
GRAN GATO, EL  (2004, d. Ventura Pons) Doc. about songwriter in vein of Shadow of Motown & Buena Vista Club.  Good music.  ***
GRAN TORINO  (2008, d. Clint Eastwood) The gran curmudgeon as sassy as ever.  Neatly plotted if a tad obvious.  ***
GRAND VOYAGE, LE  (2005, d. Ismael Ferroukhi) Involving, picturesque road pic of father & son driving Paris to Mecca. ***
GRANDE ÉCOLE  (2005, d. Robert Salis) V. Empassioned film about young people's sexual obsessions. Arty bi-sexual frontal nudity a plus. ** 3/4
GRANDPA IS DEAD (2009,  d. Soxie H. Topacio; Philippines) *
GRAVE DECISIONS  (2007, d. Marcus H. Rosenmüller) ** 1/2
GRAVEHOPPING  (2006, d. Jan Cvitkovic) **
GRAVITY  (2010, d. Maximilian Erlenwein)  ***
GRBAVICA  (2006, d. Jasmila Zbanic; Bosnia & Herzegovina) *** 1/4
GREAT BUCK HOWARD, THE  (2008, d. Sean McGinly) ** 3/4
GREAT DEBATERS, THE  (2007, d. Denzel Washington) Better than I expected. Predictable, but moving.  ***
GREAT NEW WONDERFUL, THE  (2006, d. Danny Leiner) 5 post-9/11 NY stories of ordinary people in search of meaning.  ** 1/2
GREAT RAID, THE  (2005, d. John Dahl) ***
GREAT WATER  (2005, d. Ivo Trajkov) Nicely directed and acted drama about a dying Macedonian politician recalling his youth. ***
GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED, THE  (2005, d. Bill Paxton)  ***
GREEN BUTCHERS, THE  (2004, d. Anders Jensen)  Dutch black comedy about a couple of losers who make a macabre go of a new butcher shop.  ** 3/4
GREEN DRAGON   (2002, d. Timothy Linh Bui)    ** 3/4   
GREEN HAT  (2005, d. Liu Fendou) Quirky dramedy about 3 inep bankrobbers & a cuckolded cop with marital impotence. Amusing, but confusing, script.  * 3/4
GREEN ZONE (2010, d. Paul Greengrass) Offensively political, overwrought and never believeable. Makes one appreciate The Hurt Locker all the more.  **
GREENBERG  (2010, d. Noel Baumbach) Stiller's character is so unsympathetic that it skews an otherwise interesting, familiar & authentic L.A. story.  ** 3/4
GREENFINGERS   (2001, d. Joel Hershman)    ** 1/2    
GREY ZONE, THE   (2002, d. Tim Blake Nelson)    **** 
GRID, THE  (2004, d. Mikael Salomon)V. Mini-series about a multi-national war on terrorism involving the CIA, NSC, FBI, MI-5 & MI-6. Gripping, with some fine performances. ***
GRIFFIN AND PHOENIX   (2006, d. Ed Stone) **
GRILL POINT   (2002, d. Andreas Dresen)  **
GRIMM LOVE  (2007, d. Martin Weisz) ** 1/2
GRIZZLY MAN  (2005, d. Warner Herzog) *** 1/2
GROCER'S SON, THE (Le Fils de l'épicier)  (2008, d. Eric Guirado) *** 1/4
GRÖNHOLM METHOD, THE (El Metodo Grönholm)  (2005, d. Marcelo Piñero) ***
GROOMSMAN, THE  (2006, d. Edward Burns) *** 1/4
GROUND TRUTH, THE  (2006, d. Patricia Foulkrod) V. Docu of plight of returning Iraq vets. More than I wanted to know, but vital.  *** 1/4
GROWN UPS (Les grandes personnes) (2009,  d. Anna Novion) ** 1/4
GROWN UPS  (2010, d. Dennis Dugan) Silly, poorly directed comedy about 5 families, almost redeemed by its insightful grasp of current American values.  ** 1/4
GUARDIAN, THE  (2006, d. Andrew Davis) Nicely scripted action flick; both Costner & Kutcher are fine. Storm f/x top of line. ***
GUARDIAN'S SON  (2007, d. Dimitis Koutsiabassakos) ** 3/4
GUESS WHO  (2005, d. Kevin Sullivan) Unfunny, borderline offensive...but Ashton Kucher actually desplays some talent for timing & star quality.  ** 1/2
GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS, A  (2006, d. Dito Montiel) Truish life Mean Streets.  Great cast, indie at its best.  *** 1/2
GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS, A  (2008, d. Dito Monteil) V.+ Great cast, life as art.  *** 1/4
GUILTY, THE  (2004, d. Anthony Waller)V. Totally contrived murder mystery thriller with a good cast, Bill Pullman and Devon Sawa especially.  ** 1/2
GUY AND MADELINE ON A PARK BENCH (2009,  d. Damien Chazelle) **
GUYS, THE  (2004, d. Jim Simpson) An emotional, talky film about FDNY coping with 9/11. Anthony LaPaglia great, Sigorney Weaver also pretty good.  ** 1/2
GYPSY CARAVAN  (2007, d. Jasmine Dellal) ***