"0-9"    All Films Watched 2000-2010
All films are rated on a scale of **** (A+), *** 3/4 (A), *** 1/2 (A-), *** 1/4 (B+), *** (B), ** 3/4 (B-), ** 1/2 (C+), ** 1/4 ( C), ** (C-) , * 3/4 (D+), * 1/2 (D), * 1/4 (D-), * (F) 
Links are to longer reviews on site.  A film defined as 70 min.+  visual event.  
The year included with the film is the year I watched each film.
 (V) =  TV, Video or DVD    ( +) = repeat viewing      (W/O)= walked out
[500] DAYS OF SUMMER (2009,  d. Marc Webb) *** 1/2
[UNTITLED]  (2009,  d. Jonathan Parker) ***
06/05 THE SIXTH OF MAY (2005, d. Theo Van Gogh) ** 3/4
1:1  (2006, d. Annette K. Olesen) ***
10 ITEMS OR LESS   (2006, d. Brad Silberling) ** 1/2
10  (2003, d. Abbas Kiarostami) Ten vignettes of lady cab driver & her passengers (including her son).  Static camera, droning voices. I snoozed.  * 1/2
10.5  (2004, d. John Lafia) V. The most epically ridiculous, scientifically absurd, horribly written & acted mini-series in tv history.  But the f/x were pretty awesome.  *
100 MILE RULE (2003, d. Brent Huff) Caper film about a salesman at a conference who is entrapped into an illicit affair.  *** 1/4
101 REYKJAVIK  (2000, d. Baltasar Kormákur)    *** 1/4
101 REYKJAVIK  (2001, d. Baltasar Kormákur) +   ***   
10th DISTRICT COURT (2005, d. Raymond Depardon) Docu of the quotidien goings on in a local Parisian court. Illuminating...better than Judge Judy.  ***
11'9''01  (2003, France doc. d. various)  11 short films by various directors based on 9/11.  Mostly a waste of celluloid.  ** 1/2
12 HOURS   (2001, d. Raul Marchand Sanchez)  * 1/2
12 ROUNDS (2010, d. Renny Harlin) V.An action flick of desperate unlikliness with a hero of utter stolidity. But it moves fast enough to be almost tolerable. **
12  (2008, d. Nikita Mikhalkov; Russia) ***
12:08 EAST OF BUCHAREST   (2006, d. Camelia Porumboiu) **
127 HOURS (2010, d. Danny Boyle) Franco is splendid in a role that he mostly has to play alone (or to a videorecorder); but the film tries too hard.  *** 1/4
13 CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ONE THING   (2002, d. Jill Sprecher)    *** 1/2
13 GOING ON 30  (2004, d. Gary Winick) Another ridiculous kid in a grownup's body fantasy, though Mark Ruffalo is always worth watching.  * 1/2
13 MOONS  (2002, d. Alexandre Rockwell)   0*
13 TZAMETI  (2008, d. Géla Babluani) V. Fr./Georgian variation on Intacto. Suspenseful +Giorgi Babluani is a find! *** 1/4
1408  (2007, d. Mikael Hafström) ** 3/4
17 AGAIN (2009,  d. Burr Steers) Absurd wish fullfilment fantasy revisiting hi-school with hints of incest.  Strangely enjoyable since Zac Efron pulls it off; ** 3/4
1981 (2010, d. Ricardo Trogi)  ** 1/4
2 DAYS IN PARIS  (2007, d. Julie Delpy) ***
2 FAST 2 FURIOUS  (2003, d. John Stockman)  Great action & sound; but the longest 65 minutes of  repetitive testosterone tweaking ever.  * 3/4
2 MINUTES LATER  (2007, d. Robert Gaston) * 1/2
2:37   (2006, d. Murali K. Thalluri) *** 1/2
20 CENTIMETERS  (2006, d. Ramón Salazar) ***
20 FINGERS (2004, d. Mania Akbari) Tight close-ups of a couple in motion, arguing shrilly, incessantly, boringly. Like recent Kiarostami, only feminist. * 3/4
20:30:40  (2004, d. Sylvia Chang) Interwoven, soapy comedy about 3 varied aged women neighbors in modern Taipei.  Somewhat superficial and overly long.  * 3/4
2009 ACADEMY SHORT ANIMATIONS (2010, d. various) Some clever stuff (esp. Logorama), but a long Wallace & Gromit shows series is played out. ** 3/4
2009 ACADEMY SHORT FILMS (2010, d. various)  4 serious message films and one comedy in an average year for this category.  ** 3/4
2046  (2005, d. Wong Kar-Wei) Ravishingly beautiful romantic film, Tony Leung beds several women and androids, and as usual I lost the narrative thread.  ***
21 GRAMS  (2003, d. Alejandro Gonzálas Iñárritu) Art film about love & dying with a choppy non-linear narrative & some great acting by all involved.  *** 1/2
21  (2008, d. Robert Luketic) A slam dunk for me both in subject & Jim Sturgess; but so logically flawed it's a shame. ** 3/4
23  (2003, Germany  d.  Hans-Christian Schmid) True life story of youg German hackers who provide crucial passwords to the Russians.  ***
24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE   (2002, d. Michael Winterbottom)    *** 1/2
24TH DAY, THE  (2004, d. Tony Piccirillo) Excellent 2-person gay-themed drama with incredibly good acting by Scott Speedman & James Marsden.  *** 1/2
25 CENT PREVIEW  (2007, d. Cyrus Amini) **
25 DEGREES IN WINTER  (2004, d. Stéphane Vuillet) Fun comedy about a Spanish family who has an adventure helping a Ukranian illegal immigrée in Brussels. ** 3/4
25th HOUR    (2002, d. Spike Lee)    *** 1/2    
27 CLUB, THE  (2008, d. Erica Dunton) ** 1/4
28 DAYS LATER  (2003, d. Danny Boyle) DV looked terrible, but story gripped and terrific visuals. Cillian Murphy, so great in Disco Pigs, is hot!  ***
28 DAYS  (2000, d. Betty Thomas)    ** 1/2   
28 WEEKS LATER  (2007, d. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo) Spare, horrifying, pessamistic...Michael Haneke would be proud.  ***
3 LITTLE PIGS, THE (Les 3 p'tits cochons)  (2007, d. Patrick Huard) Fr. Canadian sex comedy which somehow works.  ***
3 NEEDLES  (2006, d. Thom Fitzgerald) *** 1/4
3:30 TO YUMA  (2007, d. James Mangold) A perfect Western, until unmotivated ending spoiled it.  *** 1/4
300  (2007, d. Zack Snyder) Spectacular design, coherent narrative, even good dialog well presented. Comic book gore, but wow.  *** 1/4
32A  (2008, d. Marian Quinn) ** 1/2
36 QUAI DES ORFÈVRES  (2005, d. Olivier Marchal) Auteuil & Depardieu in a French noir that could have been a Michael Mann film, dark & violent. ***
39 POUNDS OF LOVE  (2005, d. Dani Menkin)V.  ***
39 STEPS, THE (2010, d. James Hawes) V. One of the worst BBC Masterpiece's ever. No chemistry, plot holes.  Why remake perfection?  * 1/2
3-IRON  (2005, d. Kim Ki-Duk) Fascinating, but weird Korean thriller about a silent young guy who breaks into houses. Very filmic and mysterious. *** 1/4
3SOME  (2010, d. Salvador Garcia Ruiz)  *** 3/4
4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS  (2007, d. Cristian Mungiu; Romania) *** 1/4
4  (2005, d. Ilya Khzhanovsky) Allegorical Russian film, lots of symbolism of items of 4; but stupefyingly repetative, overlong and obscure.  *
4: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER  (2007, d.  Tim May) **
40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS   (2002, d. Michael Lehmann)    ***   
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, THE  (2005, d. Judd Apatow)  * 1/4
4400, THE  (2004, d. various)V. "Limited" tv sf series about returned alien abductees with strange powers. Compelling serial tv and I hope it continues.  ***
49 UP  (2006, d. Michael Apted) *** 1/2
50 FIRST DATES (2005, d. Peter Segal) V. Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore bring out the best of each other. This film mines gold out of a weird concept. ***
54  (2006, d. Mark Christopher) V. Finally caught this interesting film. Ryan Phillippe never hotter; Mike Myers never better.  ***
5x2  (2005, d. François Ozon) Unsparing, fascinating film about a dissolving marriage told in 5 reverse vignettes.  Ozon's best in years.  *** 3/4
66/67 - FAIRPLAY WAR GESTERN (2010, d. Ludwig & Glaser) **
6IXTYNIN9  (Ruang talok 69)  (2000, d. Pen-Ek Ratanaruang)  **
6TH DAY, THE   (2000, d. Roger Spottiswoode)    **    
7 VIRGINS  (2005, d. Alberto Rodríguez) *** 1/4
7 YEARS   (2007, d. Jean-Pascal Hattu) *** 1/4
8 1/2 WOMEN  (2000, d. Peter Greenaway)    * 3/4   
8 MILE    (2002, d. Curtis Hanson)    ***   
8 WOMEN    (2002, d. François Ozon)    ** 1/2   
800 BULLETS  (2003, d. Alex de la Iglesia)  Comedy moden day homage to spaghetti Westerns & their genre.  Funny, poignant.  *** 1/2
881  (2007, d. Royston Tan; Singapore) W/O
9 SONGS  (2005, d. Michael Winterbottom) Video verité about a couple, she American, he English, into Sex, Antarctica, and Rock & Roll.  *** 1/4
9 SOULS  (2004, d. Toshiaki Toyota) A comedy about escaped convicts rampaging. I was bored and unamused and walked after an hour.  W/O
9  (2003, d. Umit Unal)  Turkey AFF.  Docudrama. Videotaped interrogation of 6 suspects in murder rape.  ** 1/2
9:06  (2010, d. Igor Sterk; Slovenia)  ** 1/2
99 FRANCS  (2008, d. Jan Kounen) ***
9TH COMPANY  (2006, d. Fyodor Bondarchuk; Russia)  *** 1/2